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Benediction for the Indoor Play Zone
May you not, in your pain and anxiety, put hand sanitizer in your open wounds
May 22
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Ann Colwell
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What has she been up to?
A homily for rehoming
Apr 24
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Benediction for Day One at Your New Job
May you vanquish your imposter syndrome once and for all
Mar 6
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Benediction for the ER
May you not use the bathroom right after someone with diarrhea
Feb 27
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Benediction for Your Fourth Snow Day
May you decide that seven hours of Ms Rachel is actually fine
Feb 2
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Ice storm. This is not good.
A homily for Minnesota
Jan 27
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Homily for Fartin' Around
Hey, you know what we should do?
Jan 7
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Benediction for 2026
May a distant relative surprise you with a trust fund. Dream big!
Jan 4
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Earnest well wishes from someone else who forgot to pack snacks.
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